From late this morning.
I enter a party supply store.
Me: I'd like to buy some kazoos.
Store Manager: They should be in the back. (He starts walking back. I follow.)
Store Manager: Do you know how to use a kazoo?
Me: It's been a few years, but I think I might be able to do it.
Silence while we continue to walk to the back of the store.
Me: Oh, were you serious?