Nonsense post. Read at your risk.

I was sitting next to my wife while she talked with her father. Below, 'chew' refers to chewing tobacco.

Wife: Has Pat given up chew for New Year's?

Father-in-law: What?

Wife: Chew.

Father-in-law: What?

Wife: Chew!

Me: Bless you!

Wife: [smack!]