Only at the L.A. Dog Park

You won't see these at dog parks in any city in the United States outside the Los Angeles area:

1. A woman dressed like Marilyn Monroe: platinum blond hair, carefully done, a knee-high green and yellow polka dot dress, tight green sweater, black cat* sunglasses, a pink parasol, and white five-inch heels. Everybody watched her climb the dirt hill, amazed someone would come to the dog park in such long heels.
   
   
2. A woman whose breasts were so gigantic, she could only be in the adult film industry.
   

* for lack of a better word