Her: "She only pooped three times today."This really belongs on twitter, but I couldn't get it under 140 characters.Me: "No, she pooped four times!""You're a liar.""I'm a liar? OK, let me count. How many times did she poop with you today?""Zero.""And how many times did she poop with me today? Hmm.. let me think. It was FOUR! So how many is that in total?""Four.""And what's the percentage increase between the number of times she pooped with you compared to the number of times she pooped with me?""... Zillions! A Zillion percent!""Infinity. I'm infinitely more productive than you. Remember that tomorrow."":(""That's what you get for calling me a liar."
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Conversation between me and my wife about our dog, Maggie: